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Especially since it’s not overwhelming, I love going through spam comments.  It cracks me up.

Some are jibberish:

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Fascinating comment!

 

Some so effusively flattering that I am tempted to accept them for the ego boost:

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and

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Which I guess is their plan.

 

There is the hilarity that is the weirdly phrased English speaking time having:

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And then there are the ones that are practically abusive:

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Oh yeah?  Screw you, dude, and your knockoff handbags!  Ha!

 

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